It's called Drunk Blog!!!

It's my birthday I'm drunk. SOS spmeone help me it's not healthy to feel this waaaaay don't ....ahhahahahahhh sister just got a bump on the head lllooollll. Xenii rocks private members biotch. Beach slut in 1 hour and 44 minutes. Yum. Drunk. Sister is a whore who likes hot pockets. "Where's all the americans at? "-lil sis.WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!It's my birthday forgve me for I AM drunk and it's my soster's fault. Think she just broke her toe! sHE JUST ATE SHIT IN THE KITCHEN!!!! cHAMPAGE ALL NIGHT!!! OOOWWW! brOke tOe!

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